I’m the Mum Who……

I’m the Mum Who……
I was nominated by the lovely Jo at Momma Boss Blog to do the “I’m the Mum who…” post ages ago! So have finally got a wiggle on! You can see Jo’s post here:

So here it goes, I’m the Mum who….
  • Says flipping instead of F**k a lot.
  • Forces my child to listen to the music I like so she goes insane when it comes on.
  • Is a bit too laid back and my gremlin then ends up tripping up/banging her head/falling off the sofa.
  • Loves to bath at night with the gremlin (even though it means I can’t shave for fear of a bloodbath).
  • Who is desperate for cuddles and gets told NO!
  • Who lets my girl look at YouTube on my phone (I need a minute or 28).
  • Will not let my gremlin eats lollipops/sweets no matter how many she is given on holiday – I want her to have healthy teeth.
  • Has a temper and has to really hold it together and breathe when my gremlin is playing up.
  • Cleans the bathroom sink with a baby wipe.
  • Posts too many photos of my gremlin on Instagram.
  • Gets stressed when my gremlin doesn’t eat/eats cake/doesn’t eat fruit – basically anything food related. Dietitian woes.
  • Panicks if the gremlin is in the sun without Factor 50 (even though she tans nicely -unfair!)
  • Always forgets something in the baby bag – wipes, nappy sacks, bibs and gets a lecture from my Mum.
  • Who doesn’t keep all the works of “art” from nursery or eat the food the gremlin brings home. Ooops naughty Mummy! We do have a few things honestly!
The chocolate hedgehog aka the turd
  • Wants it all to be perfect and right at once and am trying to learn life does not work like that with a toddler.
  • Is happy to wait a while before having Baby Number 2. I love her but man, 2 in nappies? Two under 2? No chance.
Thanks for the nomination! I now nominate if you fancy a go?

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16 Comments

  1. July 5, 2015 / 5:56 am

    A babywipe to clean the sink- now why didn't I think of that?!

    #sundaystars

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 6:44 am

      Really??? haha x

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 6:44 am

      Cheers Ellie x

  2. July 5, 2015 / 6:38 am

    Haha, anything food-related, I'm the same! Eating too much, not enough, not the right things ahhhhhh. 2 under 2? I don't think I could cope with that either! #sundaystars

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 6:44 am

      hehe glad to know!! 2 under 2 would be so hard! x

  3. July 5, 2015 / 7:09 am

    Um that turd, I mean chocolate hedgehog looks tasty! (Not). I don't think I could have eaten that either lol. This is hilarious. And I have totally done the wiping the sink with a baby wipe thing. And the table, and other surfaces. Thanks for the nomination. I will definately do this when I have more time πŸ™‚

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 3:45 pm

      haha I know insane eh? so yummy not! Thanks hun will be good to see your answers xx

  4. July 5, 2015 / 7:38 am

    Great post, wet wipes are so good for cleaning πŸ™‚ I did this and it was fun to write x

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 3:46 pm

      I know! Will have to see your post! xx

  5. July 5, 2015 / 2:08 pm

    Thanks for the nomination, I also panic when Sam is in the sun without suncream for more than 2 minutes!! I shall do mine this week xx

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 3:46 pm

      haha glad not just me. Looking forward to it! xx

  6. July 5, 2015 / 4:11 pm

    Haha this is great! Love reading posts like this πŸ™‚ x

    • mm July 5, 2015 / 4:59 pm

      Thanks Bethan xx

  7. July 8, 2015 / 8:04 pm

    haha this is a great post idea! I love that you use you tube too its a god send! And what did us mums ever do before baby wipes ay – thanks for linking up to #sundaystars